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Re: FUCK BILLY MAYS!!
by HOT DAMN on Thu Jul 31, 2008 4:12 pm
Billy Mays says "FUCK YOU"
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Re: FUCK BILLY MAYS!!
by DJ Cal Cutta on Fri Aug 01, 2008 12:28 pm
Billy Mays selling insurance is the funniest thing I've seen on t.v. in a minute, I had to rewind that shit a couple times.
I mean, obviously, the guy's got his niche market that's pretty solid, who are those people?! Who on Earth could be coaxed into buying insurance from a guy screaming at you through *that* beard?!
edit: And one more thing, that putty stick to walls shit he sells is ugly to the point of grotesque. I was blown away that they would show him sticking that nasty-looking shit up on some red brick just for contrast to show you how ugly and awkward that stuff is.
I mean, obviously, the guy's got his niche market that's pretty solid, who are those people?! Who on Earth could be coaxed into buying insurance from a guy screaming at you through *that* beard?!
edit: And one more thing, that putty stick to walls shit he sells is ugly to the point of grotesque. I was blown away that they would show him sticking that nasty-looking shit up on some red brick just for contrast to show you how ugly and awkward that stuff is.
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Re: FUCK BILLY MAYS!!
by Fixation on Mon Aug 04, 2008 6:23 am
i dun know who billy mays is but he reminds of this guy
Barry Scott, hero
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Re: FUCK BILLY MAYS!!
by ElementX on Mon Aug 04, 2008 6:24 am
I duno who he is.. im assuming he's US dude.. but FUCK THAT PUNK, YO.
Eat a dick, ol' man.
BANG.. and your mum is pregnant.
Eat a dick, ol' man.
Fixation wrote:i dun know who billy mays is but he reminds of this guy
Barry Scott, hero
BANG.. and your mum is pregnant.
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Re: FUCK BILLY MAYS!!
by dude i be drinkin pricey on Tue Aug 05, 2008 7:47 pm
i thought i was the only one to hate billy mays and all of his shite products
who the hell weeds their garden with a fucking power drill anyways
who the hell weeds their garden with a fucking power drill anyways
dude i be drinkin pricey- drank it up!
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Re: FUCK BILLY MAYS!!
by bellybelle on Tue Aug 05, 2008 8:48 pm
y'know....
I'd like to give a big FUCK YOU to the entire Extenz crew too, for that matter. Esp the assholes they interview on the street. Fuck. That.
I'd like to give a big FUCK YOU to the entire Extenz crew too, for that matter. Esp the assholes they interview on the street. Fuck. That.
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Re: FUCK BILLY MAYS!!
by ElementX on Thu Aug 14, 2008 12:03 pm
FUCK THE EXTENZ KRU, YO..
Who they be?
Who they be?
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Re: FUCK BILLY MAYS!!
by KidLogic on Thu Aug 14, 2008 12:28 pm
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Re: FUCK BILLY MAYS!!
by ElementX on Thu Aug 14, 2008 12:48 pm
Lol, dont think id be needing THAT anytime soon...
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Re: FUCK BILLY MAYS!!
by RAPEFACEDAVE on Tue Aug 19, 2008 2:30 am
dude i be drinkin pricey wrote:who the hell weeds their garden with a fucking power drill anyways
You clearly haven't experienced the rush of extreme gardening. I suppose you use a lawnmower to keep your lawn short too, you big wuss
That's how we roll in the world of horticulture to the motherfucking max
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Re: FUCK BILLY MAYS!!
by FSTZ on Thu Aug 21, 2008 2:52 pm
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Re: FUCK BILLY MAYS!!
by DJ Cal Cutta on Thu Aug 21, 2008 3:22 pm
1. The Extenz commercials remind me of that Chappelle Show skit where they parody HBO's "Real Sex" and do the on-the-street interview, and Dave Chappelle finds out his gf got tag-teamed and dumps her on the spot.
2. This thread is incomplete without at least one mention of Shamwow.
"YOU FOLLOWIN' ME THERE, CAMERAGUY?!"
2. This thread is incomplete without at least one mention of Shamwow.
"YOU FOLLOWIN' ME THERE, CAMERAGUY?!"
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Re: FUCK BILLY MAYS!!
by DJ Cal Cutta on Thu Aug 21, 2008 3:48 pm
"It's made by the Germans and you always know they make good stuff!"
"BEWARE OF IMITATORS!"
And who in the FUCK spends $20/month on paper towels?!?!? Actually, it's funny, whenever he says that and follows with "YOU'RE THROWING YOUR MONEY AWAY!", I always get the image of Danny Aiello in Madonna's "Papa Don't Preach" video yelling at Madonna as she's walking out the door "YOU'RE THROWING YOUR LIFE AWAY!"
"BEWARE OF IMITATORS!"
And who in the FUCK spends $20/month on paper towels?!?!? Actually, it's funny, whenever he says that and follows with "YOU'RE THROWING YOUR MONEY AWAY!", I always get the image of Danny Aiello in Madonna's "Papa Don't Preach" video yelling at Madonna as she's walking out the door "YOU'RE THROWING YOUR LIFE AWAY!"
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Re: FUCK BILLY MAYS!!
by FSTZ on Thu Aug 21, 2008 3:52 pm
dude i be drinkin pricey wrote:i thought i was the only one to hate billy mays and all of his shite products
who the hell weeds their garden with a fucking power drill anyways
are you referring to the awesome power of the awesome auger????
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Re: FUCK BILLY MAYS!!
by FSTZ on Thu Aug 21, 2008 3:53 pm
DJ Cal Cutta wrote:1. The Extenz commercials remind me of that Chappelle Show skit where they parody HBO's "Real Sex" and do the on-the-street interview, and Dave Chappelle finds out his gf got tag-teamed and dumps her on the spot.
2. This thread is incomplete without at least one mention of Shamwow.
"YOU FOLLOWIN' ME THERE, CAMERAGUY?!"
you'll be saying wow, everytime you use this towel~~!!!!
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Re: FUCK BILLY MAYS!!
by dude i be drinkin pricey on Thu Aug 21, 2008 11:27 pm
Festa wrote:dude i be drinkin pricey wrote:i thought i was the only one to hate billy mays and all of his shite products
who the hell weeds their garden with a fucking power drill anyways
are you referring to the awesome power of the awesome auger????
yeah!
please dont tell me you fell for it :!:
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Re: FUCK BILLY MAYS!!
by steve on Fri Aug 22, 2008 1:08 am
whoa i missed the thread about the tweaker guy fro twenty million infomercials. FUCK BILLY MAYS! I HOPE HE DIES OF AN IRREGULAR HEART BEAT!
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Re: FUCK BILLY MAYS!!
by FSTZ on Fri Aug 22, 2008 8:49 am
dude i be drinkin pricey wrote:Festa wrote:dude i be drinkin pricey wrote:i thought i was the only one to hate billy mays and all of his shite products
who the hell weeds their garden with a fucking power drill anyways
are you referring to the awesome power of the awesome auger????
yeah!
please dont tell me you fell for it :!:
NOT HARDLY!!!
I ain't buyin NOTHING from that bearded asshole that frequently ruins my naps
"why you gotta yell at me all the time, Billy?"
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Re: FUCK BILLY MAYS!!
by dude i be drinkin pricey on Fri Aug 22, 2008 12:43 pm
thank god, i had hoped you dodged that bullet too
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Re: FUCK BILLY MAYS!!
by DJ Cal Cutta on Fri Aug 22, 2008 12:48 pm
I love how he tried selling a product that was designed to clean toilets, called the "Bowl blaster". If there is a better name for someone with powerful bowels, I'd love to hear it...
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Re: FUCK BILLY MAYS!!
by FSTZ on Fri Aug 22, 2008 12:50 pm
HAHA!!
BOWL BLASTER???
omfg I missed that one!
BOWL BLASTER???
omfg I missed that one!
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Re: FUCK BILLY MAYS!!
by HOT DAMN on Fri Aug 22, 2008 7:14 pm
just to reiterate:
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Re: FUCK BILLY MAYS!!
by DJ Cal Cutta on Wed Sep 03, 2008 9:06 am
holy shit, there was a video linked to that first one of Billy Mays AND that sleazy English salesman, in the same place at the same time!!!
*brain explodes*
*brain explodes*
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